Baby Mama: Rhonda Patterson

Back in 2012, the Jets were no doubt the NFL's most entertaining team. There were classic moments like Bart Scott's epic "Can't wait!" postgame interview and head coach Rex Ryan's foot fetish being exposed. But no moments were as ridiculous as this short clip from HBO's Hard Knocks where Antonio Cromartie is struggling to list all of his kids. Real talk though, there's nothing funny about having to do arithmetic (we peeped you counting fingers) just to keep track of how many kids you have. Oh yeah, the baby mama drama is a beast, too.

One of Cromartie's nine baby mothers, Rhonda Patterson, decided to write a tell-all book, Intercepted: A Tale of Football, Falling and Failing in Love, on Antoine's affinity for infidelity (with 12 kids by nine women, ya don't say!), love of flirting on social networks, and intimate details of his sex life. Anytime an ex or baby mama writes a book about you, it's never a good look. Anytime there's the potential for eight other women to do the same, it's a really bad look.