College RAs are, by nature, lame people. You want to have fun, and they want to stop you from having it. But there's an RA at the University of Connecticut who appears to be taking lame to a whole new level right now.
That RA's name is "Derek." And earlier today, he sent out the letter that you see below. In it, he tells a floor full of UConn students that they should not plan on going wild if and when the Huskies win the national championship game tonight. Instead, he expects them to be on their best behavior because, you know, "midnight quiet hours" and "police" and "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH." Here's his letter:
Ha. We get it. This is Derek's job. But a more effective way of keeping the peace on his floor would have been to write, "Hi. If you plan on getting shitfaced tonight and burning a couch, go somewhere else and do it. Otherwise, you're probably going to get arrested, and you're also going to be out a couch. Cool? P.S. If you be good, I'll buy you beer this weekend."
Instead, he took the approach that he did and he's getting killed for it on the Internet (seriously, he's trending right now!). Also: Something tells us his residents are not going to be on their best behavior tonight. Just a hunch.
[via SB Nation]
