"Some niggas been here for a couple, never been here again/I'm on my King James shit, I'm tryna win here again"—"5AM in Toronto"
LeBron James and the Heat are trying to make the Finals for yet another consecutive year. That's not something Michael Jordan, who had his shine for a little bit in his day, can look forward to as the Bobcats' owner. So His Airness is going to have to sit at court side and sulk as James grills him right before this dunk. Maybe watching his team get swept will bring him out of retirement?
[via SB Nation]