It's understandable for a wife to get upset with her husband for spending too much time watching sports, but we think this woman in Alabama may have gone a bit too far. Pissed that her man was "worshipping the NASCAR race," Stephanie Hammon decided to crash her car into a church and stab her husband in the chest. After removing the knife he called the cops, and he's now in stable condition at the hospital. 

The wife has been charged with attempted first-degree murder and felony vandalism. When the cops arrived she gave another reason for her violent shenanigans. She said God told her to go to the church. Somehow she decided the best way to do so was by crashing a motor vehicle into it. She also said she loves to smoke weed, which is not going to help the fight for legalization. “I love to smoke it,” she said, according to police. “Sometimes when I do, I start seeing things that others don’t. Isn’t God good? He told me this would happen, and just look, I am okay.”

But her husband and the church aren't...

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[via WSFA]