Some people just have to ruin things for everybody. We remember a time when Nicki Minaj twerking on her Maybach was hot, when Miley Cyrus twerking in a unicorn onesie was actually shocking, and more recently when we here at Complex got in on the action with lessons from Big Freedia. But now an unidentified trio has killed our favorite pastime with a 13 second stunt that was both stupid and dangerous.
Police are investigating a twerking incident involving two girls, a cameraman, and subway tracks. The video below shows the idiots dancing down on the tracks while laughing and covering their faces. They managed to avoid being electrocuted or hit by a train which we guess is a silver lining, but it doesn't make it any less dumb. By the way, if you are going to twerk on the tracks and film it, you should at least know how. We've seen cats with more skill.