Peyton and Eli Manning—aka the Manning Brothers—teamed up recently to record their debut rap single.
No, we're not kidding.
The brothers got into the studio (along with their pops, Archie!) and recorded a song called "F.O.Y.P." that features them talking about how great it is to watch football on your phone. And OMGOSH, YOU GUYS, IT IS THE BEST THING WE'VE HEARD ALL SUMMER!
In the video, the Mannings wear wigs, drop hot lines like, "Look at this guy, usin' his phone as a phone," and disrespect the shit out of Alexander Graham Bell's legacy while rolling through the French Quarter of New Orleans. From the description, you would probably think that the video is a clusterfuck—and, well, believe us, it is—but it's a fairly awesome clusterfuck. So awesome that we're fully prepared to listen to this and nothing else but this from now until the start of the NFL season.
So...what are you waiting for?!? Press play on the video. Press play, now. We guarantee that your lives will never, ever be the same again. Finally, Young Money? We have found your next J.R. Smith.