Team: AC Milan
Hateful lowlight: Getting into a training ground altercation with Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini.
Mario Balotelli will forever be a little kid blessed with the body and natural gifts of an elite striker. Described by Jose Mourinho as "unmanageable," the "Why Always Me?" striker's on and off the pitch clowning has made him a polarizing figure. From visiting a women's prison in Italy just to "look around" to driving around with £5,000 in cash "because I am rich," Drake's BFF never ceases to prove that he's as fun as he's hated.
22. Mario Balotelli