Metta World Peace dropped his new single earlier this month, and it's the latest entry to his not all that successful rap career. If he retires from basketball and doesn't really get that much further in the rap game, he does have other career options. One is possibly being a rap critic. The other is possibly as a television writer.
He showed his creative chops for the latter when he told a long, epic story on Twitter that involved heartbreak, shock, tension, and...Nemo?
The girl I was following hit me with her purse. I said" I only want your twitter"
World Peace clearly works on a completely different wavelength from other people. For one, what guy sees a woman walking down the street and think, "Yes! She's exactly the type I'd follow on Twitter. I'd retweet the crap out of her." That just doesn't happen. And does she angrily give him her Vine as she was hitting him? Something along the lines of "Here's my vine, you creep?" A lot of plotholes here. But anyway, moving on.
I was like "chic .really ? Fish food? "
So many shocking revelations. All for a Twitter handle.
I was laughing so hard until she punched me. Then my secret weapon put her ;; I mean him in his place. She was a he. But anyway.
It's an understandable punch in the gut when a woman taller than your 6-foot-7 body frame turns out to be a man. Also: "Oh yeah. I forgot to tell yal. His make up kit was a taco." Like, where is he getting this preposterousness from?
And more importantly, what was this secret weapon?
I should have known it was a guy. She had a six pack on her back. I call it a back pack.
Dude, at least tweet a picture of that "back pack."
She had to lean on me as we were arguing for better balance. I'm like"really? You gonna lean on me while we argue'?"
It's cool if he needs two months off Twitter; artists need time to create. Metta World Peace the Movie directed Jimmy Kimmel sounds like it would be amazing if it actually existed.James Harden probably wouldn't be at the premiere though.
Never change, World Peace. Never.
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