Who: Ray Allen, Miami Heat
Offending tweet: @sugarray20: "I'm getting there. When u masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue"
Consequence: Claimed account was hacked; embarrassed
Attention hackers: This is the gold standard for tweets you should send when you hack a famous ballplayer's account. Because that's totally what happened here, right? Why else would Ray change his account from @sugarray20 to @greenrayn20?