Who: Logan Couture, San Jose Sharks
Offending tweet: @Logancouture: "Phu m.".com/most-viewed/pa..."
Date: 7/26/2012
Consequence: Claimed account was hacked; deleted tweet

Any tweet that takes place post 2 a.m. is usually followed by instant regret. This one by Logan Couture was followed by denial, which we believe is code for deep regret.