12. Michael Jordan
2013 whereabouts: Owner of the Bobcats.
Duh. At 50, MJ beat Michael Kidd-Gilchrist in one-on-one and could probably still drop 10 on that ass with the fade-away alone. He hinted at it in his Hall of Fame speech. Now with the Bobcats changing to the Hornets, maybe Mike has a Jackie Moon trick up his sleeve. That'll put asses in seats.