Say what you want about TMZ, but their videographers know how to ask celebrities really, really ridiculous questions. And in this particular situation—when a TMZ videographer came across a drunk Kenneth Faried (Faried admits he's drunk in the clip)—that worked out well for them. In the video above, Faried talks about why black people are so fast (WTF?), why he enjoyed getting naked for ESPN The Magazine's "Body Issue" (WOW!), and…well, do we really have to sell the interview beyond that? This is pure gold and features more than a few awesome quotes from Faried. Enjoy.

Oh, and bartender, we'll have whatever he was having, please!

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[via Barstool Sports]