The Miami Heat are bored right now. Very, very bored. So bored, in fact, that they're literally sitting around, waiting for the other teams in the Eastern Conference to finish their playoff series, and doing dumb shit like growing ridiculous mustaches to pass the time. That's the only way that we can explain the sweet 'stache that Shane Battier is sporting right now.

"I don't know what to call this, to be honest with you," he said earlier today, before asking a female reporter for her opinion. "From a female perspective, is it working for me?"

"To each his own," she replied.

Yes, folks. While six other Eastern Conference teams are battling for their playoff lives, this is what the Heat are up to right now. Carry on.

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[via Tom Haberstroh]