Are you eating breakfast right now? If so, do yourself a favor and go read something else. Because this story will definitely make you lose your appetite. Are you still reading? Okay, well, don't say we didn't warn you!
Recently, a 62-year-old man from Syracuse, N.Y. jumped into his 1997 Lincoln to head to a doctor's appointment. And when he did, he noticed an incredibly foul odor coming from the back seat. When he looked back to investigate, he discovered that someone had defecated all over the back seat of his car, specifically on his leather seats. And upon further investigation, he discovered that it was his 59-year-old roommate who had done it.
So why in the world did he do it? According to the 62-year-old—identified as David Utt in a police report—his roommate James V. Palmieri defecated in his back seat after he asked him to use the bathroom fan inside of their apartment. Palmieri had been suffering from a severe case of diarrhea and Utt wanted to avoid having their entire house smell as a result of it. So he asked Palmieri to make sure he was using the fan in the bathroom. That didn't sit well with Palmieri, words were exchanged between and…well, you know the rest.
Palmieri was charged with second-degree harassment and fourth-degree criminal mischief for defecating in the car and the men have (obviously!) found other places to live since the incident took place. What a gross way to end a friendship.
You can check out the police report in the thumbs gallery above.