Civic Owner: "Man, it's so nice out, I wish we had a convertible or a dune buggy or something." Friend: "Yeah, man, we talk about this every summer. You should buy a buggy or a Jeep or something." Owner: "Nah, I'm just going to chop my Civic in half and put a custom-built roll-cage on it." Friend: "Oh, yeah, that makes way more sense, man. Good thinking."

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