Dwyane Wade has committed close to 2,000 fouls in his career and reacted to every single one as though a student driver just rear-ended his McLaren at a red light. We understand working the refs, but NBA games feature more exaggerated O-faces than Brazzers.com. Just once, we'd like to see Carlos Boozer take a defensive three seconds call like a man instead of throwing his arms out and huffing like a city bus just roared by his stop without picking him up.