Reporter: 2011 MLB World Series
We should cut sports broadcasters more slack. They have to talk for three straight hours about "balls," "holes," and "scoring" without making an unintentionally sexual gaffe. It's impossible. But when you punctuate a foul out by saying, "Albert Pujols squeezes out number two," expect to get uploaded on YouTube. Unless the former Cardinals slugger's pearl white away pants instantly became a pair of camouflage chinos, Joe should have stuck with "Albert makes the catch in foul territory." It's simple and it won't be easily confused with a grown man crapping himself.