You've probably never heard of Martin's BBQ Waffle Chips unless you're from the blessed area of Pennsylvania that carries these bad boys. A friend once said, they are "the chip that eats like a steak dinner," and damn it, he's right. We include Martin's BBQ Waffle Chips here as a placeholder though. As you are reading through this list, you probably can't stop thinking of that chip that only exists in the Albuquerque metropolitan area, or that cookie company that only distributes as far as the Ohio border. We respect your local snack foods, but to include all of them here would be unfair to the vast swaths of the country that already have it bad enough not having that amazing snack. Here's to all the local snack foods across this great country. May your small business tax breaks keep the chips and cookies contributing to the health problems of the populace for years to come.