Teams(s): Clippers, Timberwolves, Celtics
Stats: 8.3 PPG, 6.8 RPG, 0.7 APG, 0.5 SPG, 1.4 BPG
Career: (1999-2007)

"The Kandi Man can." Remember that? The former No. 1 pick was an above-average defender, and that's where it stops. While with the Clippers, Olowokandi ignored Kareem's teachings and basically acted like an asshole. He should've been banished to the far reaches of the universe for that. Unforgivable.