13. Joel Anthony
Stats: 2.5 PPG, 3.2 RPG, 0.2 APG, 0.3 SPG, 1.2 BPG
Another scrub with a ring. Having an alien head has nothing to do with being a bum, but we thought we'd mention it. Anthony plays nine minutes a game on a team with no center. What else needs to be said? And before you say: "But he's a good defender," shut your mouth! We do not want to hear it.