7. Jack Haley
Teams(s): Bulls, Nets, Lakers, Spurs
Stats: 3.5 PPG, 2.7 RPG, 0.2 APG, 0.2 SPG, 0.1 BPG
Haley's another career bum extraordinaire with a championship. He won one as Dennis Rodman's babysitter with the '96 Bulls. Haley only played in one game that season and didn't make the playoff roster. We have no clue how he made it to the L because he was a stiff in college as well. No, wait, we remember how he made it; he's 6'10" and can talk in sentences.