Announcer: Ian Healy
Date: 12/27/2011

All you haters can go to hell. Commentators are supposed to speak well. Nobody says anything about commentators being ace Segway drivers. Still, Ian Healy looks like a jackass. It was never supposed to be this way. Hold your head high, Healy. One day the powers that be will get you back to a safe place where you can talk about other people and no one will bother you for chinking the cricket field with divots because you can't operate the stupidest motorized vehicle since the Rascal.