Wifey Of: Tony Romo, Dallas Cowboys (NFL), Eric Johnson, New Orleans Saints (NFL)
Occupation: Singer, Actress

Despite a lack of any lasting or meaningful contributions in recent years, Simpson is an absolute icon in American pop culture. This classic southern belle's fame level reached an all-time in high in 2007 when she began dating Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. She was loathed in Dallas for her jinxing effect on Romo, who seemed to be particularly bad whenever Simpson was in the stands (the nickname "Yoko Romo" was bandied about with particular glee). They broke up in 2009, and in 2010, Simpson announced her engagement to former New Orleans Saints tight end Eric Johnson.