Say it ain't so, Scottie! The former Bulls great and his wife Larsa are reportedly going to be featured in a new "docuseries" on WE sometime next year. It'll be called Big Pippen (ugh) and it'll be about…well, just read this:

"Big Pippen, from Left Right Productions, revolves around Chicago power couple Larsa and Scottie Pippen. From private jets to designer digs, diamond rings and six NBA championships, the Pippens live a truly charmed life. Add in her overbearing family and his clan from Arkansas, and this duo is living Big Pippen style."

"Big Pippen style"?! No, no, no, no, nooooooo! Did WE forget about this?

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[via The Hollywood Reporter]