Location: zMax Dragway, Atco Raceway, Maple Grove Raceway, Island Dragway
Cost: $349 (Two-run), $499 (three-run)

Stop pretending that the Top Thrill Dragster roller coaster at Cedar Point is like actually running a drag strip. It's not. It's time to get behind a real dragster at Doug Foley's schools. You'll get two runs, after learning all the safety precautions. The first run will consist of a long burnout and a 300-foot pass. The second run's length will be determined by your instructor, based on how well the first one went. There's also the option for a third run (duh).