"i'm asian and wouldn't be caught dead in a german car  ? :p" - [xor2g]

"I own a lot of hair jell. I am under 5'9" tall." - [dkTim]

"I use a lot of hair product. I don't get BMW people. I may or may not be Asian. I wear sunglasses even though my car is heavily tinted. I'm better than you, but I'm not douchey about it like an Audi guy." - [deleted]