Rugby, Sydney Roosters
Nate Myles and his rugby teammates went out drinking until 4 a.m. But when he arrived back at the hotel he found himself inexplicably locked out of his room. So, like any normal human being, he thought it a good idea to take a shit on the carpet in the hallway. Stripped completely naked and with a pile of human fecal matter beside him, Myles attempting to enter a sleeping family's room. The family called hotel security which eventually discovered the rugby player naked in a fire escape. Oh, and that pile of shit, they also discovered that pile of shit!
Myles claimed to have a stomach illness after he was suspended and fined by the NRL.