What It Is: A concept for what would have been the Smart For Two if it had been made in Japan in 1985.

Why This Name Sucks: "Mini," "active," and "urban" are all things one expects to see on a concept car's name. When they all get thrown together at once it starts to look like somebody just drew some buzzwords out of a hat. And then we get to "sandal," and we have absolutely no explanation for that. 

This car was also billed as the MAUS, which some of us learned in history class is the proper way to anthropomorphize German-Jews during the second world war.