A sprinkling of driving mishaps earlier this year (backing over a curb while texting, holding up traffic) is the most press she's gotten in years, and man, is she milking it. After her most recent, most serious incident-side-swiping a police car and being charged with DUI-she tweeted this to President Obama: “Hey...I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me.” Amanda, we get those frighteningly friendly mass emails from the President too (subject line: “Meet me for dinner?”). They do not mean you're actually friends with him.