There are a few ways to be a badass. You can go with the typical walk-off home run method, you could be a semi-disgusting badass and win a wing-eating contest, and sometimes you can show your awesomeness by rolling up at your friend's house in an iconic sports car. Volkswagen took a bit more conventional approach in its latest Tiguan commercial. There's something about sitting back in your family SUV and letting your car no-handedly destroy another man's ego that defines superiority. If only they had a feature to solve these kinds of parking pickles.