WTF is this? James Dolan—who apparently splits his time between running the Knicks organization into the ground and singing for a shitty band called JD and the Straight Shot—recently wrote a song called "Fix the Knicks" and performed it before an Aretha Franklin concert (we couldn't make this up!). Some sample lyrics, you ask? Ahem...

"Doing my best, yes, that's my promise/I check with my friend called Isiah Thomas."

Good grief. We definitely feel your pain, Knickerbocker fans... [via Deadspin]