In this stirring pre-GoDaddy.com Bowl(!) speech, the Miami of Ohio interim coach one-upped Pacino from Any Given Sunday. Is it any surprise that the RedHawks won the game last night? [YouTube via ESPN]

The video's from the summer, but this new SI story is rekindling interest in the busboy (more like a "busman," actually) who destroys NBA players in in Pop-a-Shot. Here, he bodies Black Mamba. We smell a TV movie—somebody call Cheech Marin, stat. [The Big Lead]

Nobody—and we mean nobody—does YouTube-able buzzer-beaters like high school white boys. [DimeMag.com]

Toronto's Mikhail Grabovski pulled off a sweet move in last night's shootout against St. Louis. [Total Pro Sports]

Meet surfing's new million-dollar man. Thanks, Nike! [ESPN]

Everybody thought that the video of Hakeem Olajuwon teaching post moves to Dwight Howard was pretty awesome. Everybody except Dwight's hating-ass coach, that is. [SB Nation]

The newest member of AC Milan introduced himself to his teammates in a very, uh, touching way. P-p-p-pause. [Dirty Tackle]

In related BREAKING NEWS: Johnny Weir is gay. What?!?! [Fourth-Place Medal]

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