Karma is indeed a muthafucka—especially so when dealing with Badass Roy Keane. As Keane lay prostrate on the turf after he injured his cruciate ligament against Leeds in 1997, Alf Inge Haaland stood over him and shouted at him for faking injury. Bad move, Alf. Keane was out of the game for nearly a year. Fast forward to 2001 and Keane got his revenge. In his autobiography, Keane writes: "I'd waited long enough. I fucking hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you cunt. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries." We're getting the idea that you shouldn't really fuck with this guy.