Before Gordon Ramsey came along and got all angry at chefs on both sides of the pond, Delia Smith was quietly baking cakes for the nation's housewives as England's answer to Julia Child. But did Julia Child ever become one of the majority shareholders at her favorite soccer team, then one matchday have a few too many glasses of wine and decide that going on the pitch at halftime to destroy her cozy image was a good idea? Nope. But guess who did? Funny!