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Intro
There are few things more tasteless than someone spouting his unsolicited political views--unless you happen to agree with them. As the calendar moves swiftly toward a presidential election year, sometimes we just want to hit the road to get away from it all. But we're finding that even this provides little escape. And so we share the pain, bringing you 25 ridiculous right-wing bumper stickers.
The Answer
25. The Answer
Complex Says: And if Allen Iverson is "The Answer," is the question also stupid?
Native Son
24. Native Son
Complex Says: Ah, the myth persists.
Aborted
23. Aborted
Complex Says: And if your mom can read this, she may wish she had made a different decision.
Antisocial
22. Antisocial
Complex Says: This car belongs to the really pent-up guy at the party.
Impeach
21. Impeach
Complex Says: This guy laid this sticker over his "Impeach Clinton" sticker.
Uncle Sam
20. Uncle Sam
Complex Says: We're not quite sure what this means. But the picture's cool.
Next Election
19. There's Always The Next Election
Complex Says: Oh, the embarrassing, rain-repellent endurance of failed candidate bumper stickers.
Racist Idiot
18. Racist Idiot
Complex Says: What do you do if you have already proven that you're not a racist, but you are an idiot?
Ass to Ass
17. Ass to Ass
Complex Says: Will you then be taking gas from their ass?
Gulag
16. Gulag
Complex Says: If only this guy could see what socialism really looks like.
Loser
15. Loser
Complex Says: McCain lost. Get over it.
Jesus
14. Jesus
Complex Says: Jesus would probably bomb the right-wing litmus test.
Confusion
13. Confusion
Complex Says: This guy doesn't like anybody. Bush is too stupid. Obama traumatizes him. The only thing left is his dog.
Sniped
10. Sniped
Complex Says: Welcome to the warm, fuzzy center of the Republican Party.
Billionaire Benevolence
11. Billionaire Benevolence
Complex Says: If there's one thing that billionaires care about, it's jobs for other people.
Liberal Annoyance
Annoy Liberally
Complex Says: We can't figure out if this one is sincere or not. But the point comes across.
Too Clever
9. Too Clever
Complex Says: On Sundays, this guy can be seen at an NFL stadium, waving his clever acronym placard, mugging for the cameras.
Huge Ass
8. Huge Ass
Complex Says: Stop trying to deflect attention from your ass. Which must be huge.
Republikan
7. Republikan
Complex Says: Who knew pink was the color of secession?
Wood
6. Got Wood
Complex Says: This guy has serious wood for the president.
Go Fish
5. Go Fish
Complex Says: The fisher of man gulps the bringer of hope.
Next
4. Next!
Complex Says: Does "DC" come after "Iran"?
Terrorist Ass
3. Terrorist Ass
Complex Says: We're not quite sure where this guy stands on the issues.
Outlaw
2. Outlaw
Complex Says: We cannot argue with this rhetorical logic.
OMG
1. OMG
Complex Says: AWGTHTGTTA?
