Note: We update this list to add the best new titles Netflix has to offer. These picks are fresh as of April 3, 2015. You're welcome.
Trying to relive the loss of innocence you experienced as a childhood when you discovered Cinemax or your dad's nudie mags? Want to stop watching porn, but just can't manage to quit cold turkey? Are you extremely lonely, but with strong morals to adhere to? Softcore may just be the ticket for you.
In the storied history of "steamy" cinematic romance, there's forever been one rule: bring the nipples out. Now, thanks to the magic of the Internet, Netflix has brought the majesty of taped dongs and always arching lady-backs right to your TV, or iPhone—and they are ridiculous.
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