How Much Money He's Making: $20 million, plus 20% gross
What Will's Doing: Teasing America with a sweet-ass beginning, then blowing it in the second half. He starts out as a sauced Superman who stops a train with his shoulder, hucks a beached whale into a sailboat and impales an Escalade full of robbers onto a radio tower. But his slapdash heroics result in billions of collateral damage, so the always-charming Jason Bateman offers to do pro-bono publicity. But then, this meta-fun flick takes a baffling turn. Apparently, Hancock is an immortal whose demi-god power is linked to his proximity to his soulmate Charlize Theron, who happens to hiding out as Bateman’s wife.