What a time to be Ryan Reynolds. Not only is Deadpool absolutely destroying at the box office, its pleasure-inducing status of being pretty damn R-rated just might reinvent the entire blockbuster industry. Sequel chatter has already reached a righteous fever pitch. People are finally starting to forget all about that one time Reynolds got trapped in a really bad Green Lantern movie. So what is Reynolds going to do with this heightened level of exposure? Tell Leonardo DiCaprio-level dead horse stories, of course!
"We pulled over on the side [of the road] and there was just this godawful stench," Reynolds told James Corden and company on Wednesday’s Late Late Show of what is presumably the most memorable pee he’s ever taken. "I just got off the bike and jumped over this little hedge and I jumped down into this little ravine and I realized as soon as I jumped in there, I jumped into a dead horse." Adding that leaping into a dead horse was in fact a "hideous" experience, Reynolds revealed the harrowing encounter "ruined walking" for him.
Leo sees your dead horse story, Ryan Reynolds, and raises you the following: one great white shark, a heroic Edward Norton, a Pope Francis hang session, and (most important of all) one Best Supporting Vape. Care to share another story?
