Welcome to the Internet age. Kids today Google, they don't ogle at old Playboy issues someone's dad hid in a garage by all the old car magazines. Angry Birds is a game to them, not a terrifying reality of trying to eat peanuts on a beach. They have XBoxes, but they've never Xeroxed, and they certainly never lived in an old refrigerator box. So who even has the time to watch a full length Disney movie? Not children. What, between their TechDecks, and their HitClips? We don't think so. Likewise, what adult has time to teach their snot-nosed kid life lessons? We can't find time for a movie, betwixt our work deadlines and catfishing our best friend.
That's why memes are all the rage. They're short, they're sweet, they get a chuckle out of nine-year-olds, and memes are where the fake Internet money is at.
So, instead of enjoying quality time with your family learning life lessons from a Disney movie, we did all the work for you. Here are 15 Disney Life Lessons in meme form.
Hope Schreiber is a freelance writer and she spends all her free time pretending to be a dog. She tweets here but it's mostly sound files of her barking.