A man who didn't take too kindly to being kicked out of a North Carolina strip club responded by shooting the place up.
The New York Daily News reports that 33-year-old Mario Chavez got the boot from Gastonia, N.C.'s Leather & Lace for getting too hands-on with a dancer. Unable to accept that his own actions got him kicked out, he went to his truck and came back with two guns.
He discharged one until it jammed, then began firing the other. At least a dozen shots were fired, but no one was injured.
Chavez was arrested and charged with shooting into an occupied building, assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and sexual battery.
Sometimes, it's easier to just take the L and go home with your freedom.
[via New York Daily News]