For those days that you end up overdosing on Vitamin A from too much kale, remember that there are other food options out there that don't include things like "vitamins," "health," or "nutrition-dense calories." Those fast food items are the great American way; fattening meals that keep you full for hours while you wrestle polar bears or go mess with the fragile psyche of an employee that's trying to "move ahead." 

If you feel like binge-eating (or just food fantasizing), check out our picks for the best fast food items of 2013.