Everything Jason Statham Has Taught Us About Action Movies

Fists are for pussies.

Fistfights are so 1950s. Sure, they happen. But today’s action stars know that the most entertaining way to win an argument is with a weapon. And while knives and guns are effective, they’re also pretty obvious. The Stathamator likes to mix things up when it comes to his weapons of ass-kickery. These have included, in no particular order, a basketball, fire hose, poker table, front door, 10-speed bicycle, shovel, decorative wall sconce, hurler, and white button-down shirt. Then there are his feet, which deserve to be knighted by the Queen herself; Sir Jason Statham’s Feet has a nice ring to it, no?

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