Fistfights are so 1950s. Sure, they happen. But today’s action stars know that the most entertaining way to win an argument is with a weapon. And while knives and guns are effective, they’re also pretty obvious. The Stathamator likes to mix things up when it comes to his weapons of ass-kickery. These have included, in no particular order, a basketball, fire hose, poker table, front door, 10-speed bicycle, shovel, decorative wall sconce, hurler, and white button-down shirt. Then there are his feet, which deserve to be knighted by the Queen herself; Sir Jason Statham’s Feet has a nice ring to it, no?