At one point, Lauren shows Max and Nev a very extensive photo album of text messages she and Derek have sent each other.

It’s one thing to save a nice message here and there when channeling your inner Ralph Tresvant, but you look crazy as hell saving nearly every single conversation you’ve ever had. Isn’t it crazy enough to create a nearly decade-long faux love affair by keyboard and Internet connection? You’ve already won the gold medal and, sorry, there’s no platinum one available.

That’s why it was hilarious to hear Lauren tell Max and Nev on the ride to meet computer lover boy, “You’re making me feel like shit.” Well, you’re the one who came to them and told them the truth. Don’t be too upset when it’s repeated back to you.