Video Game: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Last Seen: Posting blurry photos of girls' soccer practice to 4Chan.
Profiler's Note: Ken's gonna make you famous via milk carton.

Charged with disseminating indecent materials to minors on more than one occasion, Ken looks like the kind of guy that definitely has a hole cut into the pocket of his poly-cotton blend slacks. An avid 'photographer', Ken would love to have you model for him. Afterwards he can show his darkroom and the 6 terabyte hard drive of 'art' that would put Pete Townsend to shame. Ken manages to pull of the 'Woody Allen that will probably expose himself to you' look effortlessly.