Creators: Jeff Harris
Networks (Years): NBC (1978-1985), ABC (1985-1986)

Save us, Mr. White Man! Come rescue us from Harlem and let us come live with you in yo' giant Park Avenue mansion where our po' deceased mama onced worked her fingers to the bone cleaning up after yo' wrinkled white ass! We's cute, Mista Drummond, we ain't gwine start no trouble! Looky here, li'l Arnold got an autoimmune disease that lets him stay lawn-jockey-sized until you're too old to hear his hilarious impotent sass! Look, yeah, this show was great when we were kids. But Jeeeeeeeeesus.