In case you haven't heard, Amanda Bynes has had a really tough week. First, she was allegedly barred from boarding a private plane to Los Angeles when she tried to utilize a Google search of herself in lieu of a government-issued form of identification - awkward. Then, she was arrested for allegedly smoking marijuana in the lobby of her NYC apartment building before subsequently tossing a bong out the window of her 36th floor unit - yikes. Then, as if to add salt to a gigantic wound, she was owned in a Twitter fight with Rihanna - even worse, one that she started herself.
Bynes is still convinced that none of this is her fault, though, and has been taking to her Twitter, as always, in an attempt to clear her name. On Saturday, Bynes tweeted shocking accusations that NYPD officers had sexually assaulted her - "He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal," - to which the NYPD responded they would be conducting an internal investigation.
Today, Bynes took to Twitter once again to elaborate - and to announce that she's suing not only NYPD, but her apartment complex as well. Also, she's going to become a "singer/rapper." Tell us, Amanda:
For once and for all, this is the last thing I'll say about the mistaken arrest. I'm suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I'm suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I'm allergic to alcohol and drugs and don't partake in any of the above. I'm so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don't need to talk about this anymore. My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I'm also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I'm free forever! You can't lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I'm getting in shape and getting a nose job! I'm looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!
Real talk: Allegations of sexual assault should never be taken lightly, and we sincerely hope they're not true for Bynes' sake. Whatever the situation, we hope Bynes gets the help she needs.