If there was any doubt that teens often exercise poor judgement, you need look no further than their AIM screen name to see that they should be trusted with no decisions whatsoever. Whether your were "SparkleGurlie69," "LimpBizkit4Realz92," or "Soccer_Luvr" you sincerely regret your AIM screen name. Sadly, your screen name was just the beginning of the embarrassment. You only need to take a quick glance at your away messages to realize how lame you truly were in your formative years.