I kept throwing money at the screen so I could buy this game and play it until the world was swallowed by the sun going supernova.

Terry Crews needs to replace Mario in every title. Ever. Sure, he may be pushing Old Spice, but he also rides a jet ski into a lady's laundry room just cause he's Terry FUCKING Crews. Old Spice and power-up mushrooms are a very heady combination. Watch as YouTuber MowtenDoo mashes up the Mushroom Kingdom beyond repair.

Last we checked Mario can't make his pecs dance. Where are your skills, bruh? Let us know what you think.