Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra
Dated: December 2012-current
If Carmen Electra and Simon Cowell the couple were to be evaluated by Simon in some sort of meta-fantasy-world -competition, he would laugh condescendingly in their faces and eloquently send them off with, "No. Just no." The actress/model/singer/reality TV star dating the pretentious dude who'd seem to make fun of women of her profession makes very little sense.