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Twitter is supposed to be a simple way to keep up with the most interesting people in the world. Instead, it's a way to stay up on celebrities, individuals who aren't full of witty remarks, unique stories, or links to interesting #longreads.
Celebs use Twitter to keep us updated on afternoon workouts, to post pictures of mundane meals, and spout half-baked, recycled words of wisdom. Some celebrities using Twitter are so banal, their feeds start to feel like long jokes. Though they might be elite athletes, prolific MCs, world-class actors, or very easy on the eyes, they just aren't compelling human beings—in 140 characters or less.
These are the 50 Most Boring Celebrity Twitter Feeds.
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Written by Brenden Gallagher (@muddycreekU)
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50. Sarah Palin
Twitter Handle: @SarahPalinUSA
Followers: 880,736
Can see Alaska from her house, and not much else.
49. Channing Tatum
Twitter Handle: @channingtatum
Followers: 3,364,220
His fingers have overdeveloped muscles from all the self-promotion and banal pronouncements.
48. Ace Hood
Twitter Handle: @Acehood
Followers: 466,783
There is scarcely any passion without struggle." -Albert Camus
47. Lamar Odom
Twitter Handle: @RealLamarOdom
Followers: 3,646,530
The reach of the Kardashian family is long and destructive.
46. Matt Lauer
Twitter Handle: @MLauer
Followers: 203,251
Who knew Today Show backstage stories wouldn't be interesting? Oh, that's right-everyone knew.
45. Lea Michele
Twitter Handle: @msleamichee
Followers: 2,313,896
It's like that annoying girl from high school got famous.
44. Dwight Howard
Twitter Handle: @DwightHoward
Followers: 3,778,802
From going to the mall to showing Fruit by the Foot love, Howard knows what's good.
43. Sisqó
Twitter Handle: @OfficialSisQo
Followers: 33,776
If something is going to get Sisqó back to "Thong Song" relevence, it is not going to be his Twitter feed.
42. Vanilla Ice
Twitter Handle: @vanillaice
Followers: 131,038
Vanilla Ice wants to remind you that this is the only "official" Vanilla Ice Twitter. No impostors could be this dull.
41. Dwyane Wade
Twitter Handle: @DwyaneWade
Followers: 3,901,187
D-Wade, isn't it hard to type when your fingers are all wrinkly from spa days?
40. The Rock
Twitter Handle: @TheRock
Followers: 3,936,328
You knew The Rock worked out, but did you know how he worked out?
39. Chad Johnson
Twitter Handle: @ochocinco
Followers: 5,099,956
No matter what his name is, he's still boring as hell.
38. Jessica Alba
Twitter Handle: @jessicaalba
Followers: 4,862,886
"Amateur chef, terrible speller, loyal friend, hilarious at times" Those times are few and far between, unless you find food, plain photos of food, inexplicably hilarious.
37. David Hasselhoff
Twitter Handle: @DavidHasselhoff
Followers: 468,846
If you ever wondered what it would be like if your dad used Twitter, you can stop wondering.
36. Floyd Mayweather
Twitter Handle: @FloydMayweather
Followers: 4,152,477
Floyd, if you love money so much, why do you gamble away so much of it?
35. Snooki
Twitter Handle: @snooki
Followers: 6,181,809
Having a kid makes everyone boring, even Snooki.
34. Mariah Carey
Twitter Handle: @Mariah Caery
Followers: 8,751,622
No, Nick, we believe you. You married her for her mind. Got it.
32. Scott Stapp
Twitter Handle: @ScottStapp
Followers: 29,291
The Creed frontman's Twitter looks a lot like your mom's Facebook.
31. Dr. Oz
Twitter Handle: @DrOz
Followers: 2,555,472
An unholy mix of self-help tips and a food-filled Pinterest.
30. Michael Bublé
Twitter Handle: @michaelbuble
Followers: 1,344,518
If your most interesting pic with a celebrity is with the dog from the Target ads, that's a problem.
29. Kirstie Alley
Twitter Handle: @kirstiealley
Followers: 1,130,901
Oversharing leads to no one caring.
28. Tim Tebow
Twitter Handle: @TimTebow
Followers: 2,127,840
He might be a nice guy, but no one wants to hear about it any longer.
27. Soulja Boy
Twitter Handle: @souljaboy
Followers: 5,377,337
Surely there are some more relevant things to tell 'em.
26. Paris Hilton
Twitter Handle: @ParisHilton
Followers: 9,636,870
Motivational words from the gal who was given everything.
23. Demi Moore
Twitter Handle: @justdemi
Followers: 5,551,191
Someone's been reading Chicken Soup for the Soul.
21. Hugh Hefner
Twitter Handle: @hughhefner
Followers: 1,286,778
Because we need to know what Hugh's watching.
20. Tom Cruise
Twitter Handle: @TomCruise
Followers: 3,636,482
Unfortunately, Cruise's team carefully monitors his crazy so none of it shows up on Twitter.
19. Tiger Woods
Twitter Handle: @TigerWoods
Followers: 2,903,271
How did he charm all those mistresses? Millions of dollars—right, we forgot.
18. Heidi Montag
Twitter Handle: @heidimontag
Followers: 1,464,727
A study in photographing the least interesting images possible.
17. Britney Spears
Twitter Handle: @britneyspears
Followers: 23,459,985
If you didn't know that she was hosting of X-Factor before, you definitely know it now.
16. Kim Kardashian
Twitter Handle: @Kim Kardashian
Followers: 17,265,354
Come for the pics. Leave as soon as you have finished viewing the pics.
15. Scott Disick
Twitter Handle: @ScottDisick
Followers: 2,841,870
It's hard to be a complete asshole without being the least bit entertaining. Hats off to Scott!
14. Danica Patrick
Twitter Handle: @DanicaPatrick
Followers: 695,135
Her account is only slightly less interesting than those Go Daddy commercials.
13. Charlie Villanueva
Twitter Handle: @CV31
Followers: 200,021
How do NBA ballers spend their down time? Playing Assassin's Creed and gong to the dentist, apparently.
12. Courtney Stodden
Twitter Handle: @CourtneyStodden
Followers: 120,642
Stodden's Twitter advertises "beauty and brains." She's maybe half right.
11. Bruno Mars
Twitter Handle: @brunomars
Followers: 14,857,807
No wonder this dude sings about sex so much. He really doesn't have much else going on.
10. Joey Fatone
Twitter Handle: @realjoeyfatone
Followers: 75,336
The few tweens who chose Joey as their favorite back in the day must really reget it now.
9. Russell Crowe
Twitter Handle: @Russell Crowe
Followers: 751,188
Follow Russell for updates on his workout and stuff he thinks about when he's high.
8. Tyrese
Twitter Handle: @Tyrese
Followers: 2,872,142
Implements visions of boring his followers to death.
7. Ryan Lochte
Twitter Handle: @ryanlochte
Followers: 999,629
Sorry, ladies-sometimes eye candy doesn't make for intelligent dinner conversation.
6. Spencer Pratt
Twitter Handle: @spencerpratt
Followers: 949,826
Who knew complete self-absorption wasn't interesting?
5. Frankie Muniz
Twitter Handle: @frankiemuniz
Followers: 169,039
Malcolm in the middle of an utter lack of relevance.
4. Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Twitter Handle: @ehasselbeck
Followers: 299,851
More boring food photos than your little sister using your Grandma's cell phone.
3. Aaron Carter
Twitter Handle: @AARONCARTER
Followers: 299,691
The C-list singer strikes a balance between horny and boring that would put your fraternity brothers to shame.
2. Taylor Swift
Twitter Handle: @taylorswift13
Followers: 23,341,472
Apparently, the life of an international pop star carries about as much excitement as that of your local librarian/cat lady.
1. Ryan Seacrest
Twitter Handle: @ryanseacrest
Followers: 8,722,848
A solid mix between @NormalTweetGuy and your great aunt Marge.
